Saturday, October 29, 2005

Yea. Yea. Yea.

Weekly update: I'm alive, I'm still smokeing, I'm fuckin board as shit, and I miss being home!



see ya next week if I have anything interesting to post. if not it'll look some thing like this again.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Life Goes On.

The issue in my last post was brought up and so far it's not as bad as it was. Stinky came back off leave, he was "talked to" by his higher ups, and the first day back he was turning in laundry to be cleaned. G.I. Gotti has gone on leave he better drink a few for me! I've also been sick for the last 6 weeks. I'm dealing with a common head cold that I can't shake. I've gotten medicine from the docs with them saying "this should help your situation" but, it never does. I still have a backwards runny nose and I'm beginning to get an ear infection in my right ear. I've also found my self staying up until 7 or 8 in the morning anymore. (I work from 4 PM till 2 AM) Then waking up at around 3 or 3:30 to get ready for work. Yet, one of the main reasons I'm staying up that late anymore right now is because from 5 till 7 in the morning there is the dreaded alarm clock wars. So even if I tried going to sleep earlier I would just be woken up by one of the 4 other alarm clocks in the room from the day guys.

On another note.....

I really hate computer games! They drive me crazy! Having to remember which key on the keyboard to press for this or is it the left click on the mouse or right click for that? Yet lately I've been playing online videogames in my off time and I've become addicted! I've had 2 days off since my last post and I've wasted those days (not that there is anything else to do here) playing that game (I'm keeping all references out because I don't want people finding my blog because there searching for stupid information about that game). I even searched Google repettivally looking for a specific BOT program to run the game while I'm not there this way I could benefit from this program. I found one, it's not what I was looking for, and it's generally crap! Can anyone make me a bot? LOL Or, maybe find out where I could find this? I'll tell you this much about the game it's an online card game (not poker) you can trade your cards for better cards, and you have to go to that site's card shop to buy more cards or event tickets. If you know what I'm talking about and/or if you know the bot deal hook me up please with the link. If you can make a bot e-mail me and we could possibly talk some business. It must be a smart bot too!

1 Last thing.....

I don't know what's going on. At all! No Shit! I have a basic idea that the elections are going on here in Iraq and they are tallying the votes but other then that I don't have a F'n clue. Honestly I can give a F's less. I'm one of those soldiers that is here to do my job. I don't really care about what's going on unless I have to leave the base for some reason then I try to get a little brief of the needed knowledge. Yet in my eyes the less I know is more. It'll keep me out of trouble and I won't ask any questions that may become some type of a security issue (since I'm the quiet guy in that shop that rarely says shit but all of a sudden asks that question) and most of all I won't make my self look like an idiot. Where is the F'n bus? Some stupid asses are supposed to bring the 48 passenger bus to us every night this has happened once in the last 10 days other then the times I hunted it down. That bus is our transportation when we get off work it's either that or our LPC's (Leather Personnel Carriers a.k.a boots) for a loooonnggggg walk back to where we sleep (when I mean long 2 or more miles I can't get to specific). Plus with any notifications we might have to do reguarding a Red Cross message for one of our soldiers we need the bus to contact their First Sergeant or Commander.

I know WAH WAH WAH! If your thinking that Fuck You! You come over here and enjoy yourself. Have to deal with constant bullshit at times or people that annoy you so bad that when you look at them it turns your outstanding mood extremely foul you live in a 40 foot trailer with 5 other people sleeping on bunk beds and having one locker and MAYBE three square feet for your shit. Then tell me about it. Yea it'll be the same thing WAH WAH WAH!

Until next time hopefully something interesting will happen that I'll be able to put up on here.

Mr. Matt

Monday, October 03, 2005

Masturbation.

This is actually driving me nuts (no pun intended). Many people here find it completely necessary to play "wack a mole" while showering or using the toilets as well. But, when I go into the bathrooms to take a shower and there is sperm stuck to the wall or the back side of the shower curtain that's just wrong. I'm actually dreading the day I go in there and there are icicles from the ceiling. It doesn't really surprise me, the disgusting behavior which is being displayed here.

Then the other morning I had to relieve the stomach cramps I was having. Upon walking into the first stall there was sperm on the toilet seat. One of the other stalls looked as if someone was 4 years old again and discovered finger painting. Seriously we are grown MEN! If you happen to accidentally slip your finger up your crack during the wiping procedure clean it off the best you can and wash your hands! If you have the urge to violently beat your dick while imagining your wife, girl friend, or a model do it responsibly with these easy to remember steps.

1. Squeeze
2. Aim
3. Shoot
4. Clean Up

If these stupid asses keep doing what they are doing there will be no curtains in the showers and no doors on the stalls which boils down to: A shit load of angry men with blue balls and live ammunition. Seriously this is you new house for another 9 or 10 months. Would you do this type of shit at your house? If not, why do it here?

Yea it's been a week since my last post but no fear I'm fine. I'm still alive here in Iraq and this is the best I could come up with with out having to ask permission from higher headquarters.