Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Year Is 2160

Man has finally gotten to Mars and found that there is life on the red planet. We have finally set up a civilization there amongst the alien lifeforms and allowed them to live with us in our civilizations. At 101 Mars Main Lane lived a couple. 2 humans to be exact. At 103 Mars Main Lane lived a couple. 2 aliens for sure. The two couples have become close friends. Then, one day while they are all sitting in the back yard's of their homes enjoying the weather. The 2 couples began talking about sex. After a couple stories shared amongst friends the couples agreed to exchange partners for an evening.

Than night the human female and the male alien were about to engage in the physical activity. When suddenly the human says "I don't think you will be able to reach me with your member. Let alone me feel anything." The alien looks up proudly and smiles then promptly slaps himself in the fore head and tugs on his ears. When he slapped himself on his fore head his penis grew in length. After he tugged on his ears his penis grew in girth. Then the 2 enjoyed what eachother had to offer. During the act the female human started slapping him on the fore head and pulling on his ears achieving a mind blowing orgasm.

While in the other house the human male and the alien female were having a hard time understanding what was exactly happening. The human couldn't understand why the alien was slapping his head and pulling on his ears. So eventually they decided to stop and just sit back and watch a movie.

The following morning the partners returned back to one another. The human male asked the human female how the sex was. She responded with "Outstanding!" She then asked him the same question. He looked over and smiled then replied "I have a head ache and my ears hurt. I still don't understand why she kept slapping me on the fore head and pulling on my ears."

2 Comments:

Blogger a troubled mind? said...

interesting. lol.

ps: posted a new blog, finally.

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